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abel. or ham. or hom. or abelhom.
18. white trash. to cool for school. ginger.
only shit i enjoy in life is sex, weed, minecraft, hom-rolled cigs, gorillaz, girls, vodka, boys, architecture, blowing off school, guitar, singing, sleeping outside, seducing bitches... obviously in that order. im a busy man. :*)

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C H E S T C E P T I O N

kyodo8:

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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”

LIKE A BOSS
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Getting Water At Night

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OMG YES! 

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Hello, gamers. Look at your house, now back to mine, now back at your house, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn’t yours, but if you stopped playing overrated FPS’ and switched to Minecraft, it could look like mine.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a mine that you built with your own hands!

What’s in your hand? I have it. It’s a pickaxe made from stone. Look again, THE PICKAXE IS NOW DIAMOND!

Anything is possible when you play Minecraft!

I’m on a pig

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